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Showing posts with label tequila joke. Show all posts
Showing posts with label tequila joke. Show all posts

Monday, February 23, 2009

The Ravaging Effects of Alcohol! . ..very cute!!!!!

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After 6 Beers




After 2 Glasses Of Wine



After 2 Bottles of Wine - Shared of course




After 7 Rum & Cokes




After 1 Large Purple Haze



After 3 Martinis



After 1 Bottle Of Tequila

Friday, January 30, 2009

A Tequila Shot And its effects

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A Mexican drinks his Tequila and suddenly throws his
glass in the air, pulls out a pistol and shoots the
glass to pieces. He says "In Mexico, our glasses are
so cheap that we don't need to drink from the same one
twice.

An Iraqi obviously impressed by this, drinks his
camel beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out
his AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Iraq we
have so much sand to make the glasses that we don't
need to drink out of the same
glass twice either!

A US Marine, cool as a cucumber, picks up his Miller
Lite and drinks it, throws his glass into the air,
pulls out his M-16 and shoots the Mexican and the Iraqi.

He shouts "In America we have so many Mexicans and
Arabs that we don't need to drink with the same ones
twice."

NO OFFENCE FRIENDS, ITS JUST A JOKE