Dumbest Warnings

Unknown Air Conditioner:
Caution: Avoid dropping air conditioners out of windows.

Unknown Blow Dryer:
Warning: Do not use while sleeping

White-Westinghouse 1600 Blow Dryer:
Keep away from water

Unknown Japanese Food Processor:
Not to be used for anything else.

Rowenta Iron:
Warning: Never iron clothes on the body.

Unknown Vacuum Cleaner:
1. Do not use to pick up gasoline or flammable liquids 2. Do not use to pick up anything that is currently burning.

Miller Lite:
Consumption of alcoholic beverages impairs your ability to drive a car or operate machinery, and may cause health problems.

McDonald's Coffee:
Warning - Contents may be hot.

7 Up:
Contents under pressure. Cap may blow off causing eye or other serious injury. Point away from face and people, especially when opening.

Canada Dry Club Soda:
Warning: Contents under pressure. Cap may blow off causing eye or other serious injury. Point away from face and people, especially while opening.

Tesco Fruit Juice Carton:
On bottom side: "Keep Upright".

Sainsburys Mineral Water:
Suitable for vegetarians.

Silk Soy Milk:
Shake well and buy often

Volvic Natural Mineral Water:
Bottle exclusively designed for the use of Volvic Natural Mineral Water. Do not refill.

Moet White Star Champagne:
Warning: Remove label before placing in microwave.

Ballatore Gran Spumante Champagne:
Be careful! Point bottle away from self and others to avoid serious eye injury. Stopper may eject forcefully while you are removing the hood or at any time after hood removal. Bottle contains high pressure which increases with warmth or shaking.

Child-Sized Superman Costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.

Unknown Batman Costume:
Warning: Cape does not enable user to fly.

Champion Swimmer Supporter Jockstrap:
This product is only to be prescribed by a physician and fit only by a trained technician.

Unknown Graduation Gown:
Do not wash or dry clean.

Various Computers:
Keyboard not detected. Press F1 to continue

Unknown European Camera:
This camera will only work when film is inside.

Various Personal Computers:
On startup: No keyboard detected. Press any key to continue.