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Friday, January 30, 2009

Don't Test My English ....

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I got this joke in my email and i felt like sharing with my friends here in this blog. I hope you will like it. So here it is...

You might like it. This is hilarious... ..even
an Englishman could not construct sentences using numeric, which is exclusive only to Malaysians and Singaporeans.
Ah Lek was asked to make a sentence using
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9,10.

Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again from 10 back to 1. This is what he came up with.....
1 day I go 2 climb a 3 outside a house to peep. But the couple saw me, so I panic and 4 down. The man rushed out and wanted to 5 with me. I ran until I fell 6 and threw up. So I go into 7-eleven and grabbed some 8 to throw at him. Then I took a 9 and try to stab at him. 10 God he run away.

10 I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7-eleven. Next day I called my boss and told him I was 6. He said 5 , tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work. He also asked me to go climb a 3 and jump down! I don't understand. I am so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1.

A Tequila Shot And its effects

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A Mexican drinks his Tequila and suddenly throws his
glass in the air, pulls out a pistol and shoots the
glass to pieces. He says "In Mexico, our glasses are
so cheap that we don't need to drink from the same one

An Iraqi obviously impressed by this, drinks his
camel beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out
his AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Iraq we
have so much sand to make the glasses that we don't
need to drink out of the same
glass twice either!

A US Marine, cool as a cucumber, picks up his Miller
Lite and drinks it, throws his glass into the air,
pulls out his M-16 and shoots the Mexican and the Iraqi.

He shouts "In America we have so many Mexicans and
Arabs that we don't need to drink with the same ones


Thursday, January 22, 2009

Fuel Price Hike

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This is one funny video showing what could happen when the fuel price is high.
Be vigilant about using your vehicle..

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Don't forget your IC

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After retiring, I went to the social security office to apply for Social

The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify
my age.

I looked in my pockets and realized that I had left my wallet at home.

I told the woman that I was very sorry but I seemed to have left my
wallet at home.' I will have to go home and come back later. '
The woman says : ' Unbutton your shirt. '

So I opened my shirt, revealing my curly silver chest hair.

She says: ' That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me.? and
she processed my application.

When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the
Social security office.

She said: ' You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten
disability benefits too. '