Blonde Jokes

What does a blonde do first thing in the morning?
Introduces herself and goes home


What does a blonde say when she gets pregnant?
"Gee, I hope it's mine!"


Why did the blonde cross the road?
She doesn't know either


What does a blonde say during a porno?
There I am!!

Why don't blondes talk while having sex?
Their mothers told them not to talk to strangers


What do blondes and turtles have in common?
Once they're on their back, they're screwed

Why did the blondes stare at the orange juice for two hours?
The label said concentrate

What's the mating call for a blonde?
"I think I'm getting drunk."

What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever