Sexy Typos

A few of the all-time sexiest cover-letter excerpts, cut-and-pasted here for your intimate pleasure:



“I am looking for work in the Tri-City Area; my schedule is completely open and I am willing to work anytime. I assure you that I am a good, hard person who loves his co-workers.”




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“You will notice that I didn’t work for part of 2002 because I was at home dick.”




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“I worked in front office in Russia but I can be trusted to work in your rear.”




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“I am planning to become a penile corrections officer.”




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“I am willing to stay late and get dirty.”




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“I want to grow in my new fellow team members”