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Friday, September 11, 2009

Collection of Famous Quotes

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> 1.That ball went so high it could have got an airhostess down with it.

> 2.There is light at the end of the tunnel for India, but it's of an
incoming train which will run them over.

> 3.Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald.

> 4.Sri Lankan score is running like an Indian taximeter.

> 5.Wickets are like wives - you never know which way they will turn!

> 6.He is like Indian three-wheeler, which will suck a lot of diesel but
cannot go beyond 30!

> 7.The Indians are going to beat the Kiwis! Let me tell you, my friend,
that the Kiwi is the only bird in the whole world, which does not have wings!

> 8. As uncomfortable as a bum on a porcupine.

> 9. The ball whizzes past like a bumblebee and the Indians are in the sea.

> 10. The Indians are finding the gaps like a pin in a haystack.

> 11. The pitch is as dead as a dodo.

> 12. Deep Dasgupta is as confused as a child is in a topless bar!

> 13. The way Indian wickets are falling reminds of the cycle stand at
Rajendra Talkies in Patiala..! one falls and everything else falls!

> 14.Indian team without Sachin is like giving a Kiss without a Squeeze.

> 15. You cannot make Omlets without breaking the eggs.

> 16. Deep Dasgupta is not a Wicket Keeper, he is a goalkeeper. He must be
given a free transfer to Manchester United.

> 17. He will fight a rattlesnake and give it the first two bites too.

> 18. One, who doesn't throw the dice, can never expect to score a six.

> 19. Anybody can pilot a ship when the sea is calm.

> 20. Nobody travels on the road to success without a puncture or two.

> 21. You got to choose between tightening your belt or losing your pants.

> 22. The cat with gloves catches no mice.

> 23. Age has been perfect fire extinguisher for flaming youth.

> 24. You may have a heart of gold, but so does! a hard-boiled egg.

> 25. He is like a one-legged man in a bum kicking competition.

> 26. The third umpires should be changed as often as nappies and for the
same reason.

> 27. The world is all about mind and matter, I don't mind and U don't

> 28. In London they drive on the left, in India we drive on what is left!

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