Humor | Some Facts About Sex

ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
_______________________
ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth?
WITNESS: July 18th.
ATTORNEY: What year?
WITNESS: Every year.
_______________________
ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reebok's.

Some facts about sex FYI(For Your Information)

-Male and female rats may have sex twenty times a day.
-22% of American women aged 20 gave birth while in their teens. In Switzerland and Japan, only 2% did so.
-Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. It is 10 times more effective than valium!
-For every 'normal' web page, there are five porn pages.
-Sex is biochemically no different from eating large quantities of chocolate.
-A man's beard grows fastest when he anticipates sex.
-When swans go on a date, they'll put their heads together. Then they stick together for life.
-The word "gymnasium" comes from the Greek word gymnazein which means "to exercise naked."
-There are men in Guam whose job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the 1st time
-Sex burns 360 calories per hour
-Women who read romance novels have sex twice as often as those who don't.
-The average person spends 2 weeks of its life kissing.
-The Ramses brand condom is named after the great phaoroh Ramses II who fathered over 160 children.
-Males, on average, think about sex every 7 seconds. :eek:
-The greatest recorded number of children one mother had was 69 children. Do the math!
-25% of women think money makes a man sexier.
-Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
-Humans, bonobo monkeys, and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
-The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
-Turkeys can reproduce without having sex. It's called parthenogenesis.
-Each day, there are over 120 million sexual intercourse taking place all over the world.
-Snakes have two sex organs.
-A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
-85% of men who die of heart attacks during intercourse, are found to have been cheating on their wives