Professional Funny Geek Jokes

How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day?Give him a bottle of shampoo which says "lather, rinse, repeat.


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The boy is smoking and leaving smoke rings into the air.The girl gets irritated with the smoke and says to her lover: "Can't you see the warning written on the cigarettes packet, smoking is injurious to health!"
The boy replies back: "Darling, I am a programmer. We don't worry about warnings, we only worry about errors."