Childrens's letter to God

Dear God,
Can you pleeze pleeze give me Billy Mays back and take Vince the Sham Wow Guy instead? Billy Mays was funny on TV and Mommy said Billy Mays always played nice and payed in full and never hit her like the Sham wow Guy did, and that's why Mommy bitted his tounge.

Sincerely,
Kaila



Dear God,
Teacher sayws we has to rite you letters, so i want to write you this letter. How come you made David caradeen die ? My dad likes him in the kun-fu muvies, and i likes him to in kill Bill. How come you can not kill Stevin segal instead ? He has made no good movies ever since under Seej 2 dark territory. Please recunsider and make steven segal choke his pee pee instead of caradeen to do it.

Thanks,
Carrie