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Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Funny Internet Jokes

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Use more soap

A woman sends her clothing out to the local laundry. When it comes back there are still stains in her panties. The next week she encloses a note to the laundryman that says, "Use more soap on panties."

This goes on for several weeks, the woman sending the same note to the laundry, "Use more soap on panties."

Finally fed up, the laundry man responded with his own note that said, "Use more paper on ass."


Poor President Obama

It was once said that a black man would be president, "when pigs fly!"

Indeed, 100 days into Obama's presidency...... the Swine Flu!


Sunbathing Naked

A man was sunbathing naked at the beach. For the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting sunburned, he had a hat over his private parts.

A woman walks past and says, snickering, "If you were a gentleman you ' d lift your hat."

He raised an eyebrow and replied, "If you weren ' t so ugly it would lift itself

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