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Tuesday, July 7, 2009

FUNNY REDNECK POETRY CONTEST

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The National Poetry Contest had come down to two, a Yale graduate and
a redneck from Texas. They were given a word, then allowed two minutes
to study the word and come up with a poem that contained the word. The
word they were given was "Timbuktu."

First to recite his poem was the Yale graduate. He stepped to the
microphone and said:

Slowly across the desert sand
Trekked a lonely caravan;
Men on camels, two by two,
Destination Timbuktu.

The crowd went crazy! No way could the redneck top that, they
thought. The redneck calmly made his way to the microphone and
recited:

Me and Tim a huntin' went.
Met three whores in a pop up tent.
They was three, and we was two,
So I bucked one, and Timbuktu.

The redneck won hands down!

2 comments:

Possumstomp said...

HAW HAW.. thas perty funny.. `specially considerin "Tenbuktwo" aint even a real word! I'm `bout 95% certain that it aint!

Possumstomp said...

haw haw.. the funny thing here is that Timbucktwo aint even a real word! I'm `bout 95% shure of that!!