Roles in Heaven In Geek World

I got this joke in my mailbox today, i find it very interesting and comedy. I feel like i should share this to you all through my fun blog. This joke is all related to Mythological Characters (gods name) and Geek Characters (Information Technology names). So, ENJOY and laugh.

Brahma

Systems Installation

Vishnu

Systems
Administration & Support

Lakshmi
Finance and
Accounts consultant

Saraswati

Training
and Knowledge Management

Shiva

DBA (Crash Specialist)

Ganesh

Quality
Assurance & Documentation




Narada

Data transfer




Yama
Reorganization
& Downsizing Consultant

Chitragupta
IDP &
Personal Records

Apsaras
Downloadable
Viruses



Devas

Mainframe
Programmers

Surya

Solaris
Administrator

Rakshasas
In
house Hackers

Raavan

Internet
Explorer www



Lakshman

Support
Software and Backup

Hanuman
Linux/s390



Jatayu

Firewall


Dronacharya
System
Programmer

Vishwamitra

Sr.
Manager Projects



Valmiki

Technical
Writer (Ramayana Sign off document)

Krishna
SDLC
( Sudarshan Wheel Development Life Cycle )

Arjun

Lead
Programmer (all companies are vying for him)

Abhimanyu
Trainee
Programmer

Draupadi
Motivation
& Team building

Bhima
MAINFRAME
LEGACY SYSTEM

Duryodhana
Microsoft
product Written in VB

Karna
Contract
programmer

Dhrutarashtra

Visual
C++

Gandhari
Dreamweaver

100 Kauravas
Microsoft
Service Packs and
patches